I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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