Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
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sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
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Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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