Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
My legs feel like baby dolphins
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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