I think im going to throw up on grandma
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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