I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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