Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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