he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
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He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
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Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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