Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
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