Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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