I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
birth control should be required to get into college
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
you had me at cake vodka
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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