I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
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I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
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I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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