did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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