i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
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