We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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