Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
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