She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Randomize