He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
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You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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