I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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