You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
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He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
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Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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