She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
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Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
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Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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