David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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