How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
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No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
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I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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