Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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