I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
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