Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
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Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
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I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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