fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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