My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
did i walk over a car last night?
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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