areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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