I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
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Wipe that smile off your face.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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