Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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