I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
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so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
What a dumb baby whore.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
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If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
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