I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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