Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
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he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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