Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I know her cup size but not her name....
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