before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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