So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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