hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
tell your sister to shave her snatch
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Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
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He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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