So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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