I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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