Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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