good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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