can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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