Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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