Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Randomize