You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
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we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
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Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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