just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
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if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
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I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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