Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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