that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
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i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
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You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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