I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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