i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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