Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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