How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
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