how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
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Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
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Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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