C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
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I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
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The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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