Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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