will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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